NO SHOWS AT THE MOMENT
           
CHECK OUT TOUR >>>
 
   
 
  - - - BITCH ALERT JUKEBOX - - - CLICK CLICK CLICK ME!!
 
  08052008
PINK BUNNIES GET HIT BY BIG TRUCKS - SELECTED SHOUTS -CD / DVD OUT MAY 14TH IN FINLAND! INCLUDING SONGS FROM ALL FOUR BITCH ALERT ALBUMS (ALSO NEW VERSIONS), ALL BITCH ALERT MUSIC VIDEOS AND TWO ELECTRIC PRESS KITS. GO AND GET IT! BITCH SAYS THANK YOU!
 
  20092007
THANK YOU ALL - YOU BRING OUT THE MONSTER IN US! BITCH ALERT WILL NOW TAKE A BREAK AND CONCENTRATE ON NEW CHORDS, HARMONIES, BEATS AND INSTRUMENTS.

-UNFORTUNATELY THE PIANO WAS ABOUT TO LAND ON MY HEART EVENTUALLY-
 
  31082007
PIEKSÄMÄKI RULES! OUR SHOWTIME IS 10 P.M. TONIGHT, SEE YOU THERE DARLINGS!
 
  17082007
THANKS FOR EVERYONE IN DUBROVNIK LAST SATURDAY! IT'S FUN TO LOOSE AND TO PRETEND AND EVEN MORE FUNNIER TO NOT TO, HO HO HOO!
 
  10082007
DUBROVNIK TOMORROW: DOORS 8 PM, BITCH ALERT'S SHOW TIME AFTER 10 PM, WELCOME!

DUBROVNIKIN AIKATAULU SEURAAVA: OVET KLO 20, EKA BÄNDI KLO 21, BITCHIT KYMMENEN JÄLKEEN LAVALLA. TUU AJOISSA!

HEINIE JA MARITTA URHEILEMASSA ROCKFUTIKSEN SM-TURNAUKSESSA FC MITSUBITCHIEN JOUKKUEEN RIVEISSÄ! TÄNÄ VUONNA SKABATAAN OULUSSA 18. - 19.8., YÖSSÄ NÄKYY!
 
  17072007
HEINIE TALKS SHIT IN FREE! MAGAZINE. CHECK IT OUT YEEEAH!
 
  12072007
NEW PICS ADDED TO DIARY!.

HOT HOT HOT SUMMER FOR EVERYONE!
 
  10072007
CHEERS FOR EVERYONE IN KARLSRUHE AND ROSSUM ROSROCK! BITCHES HAD A FUCKING A TIME! HOPE TO GET OUR ASSES BACK THERE SOON!
 
  17052007
BITCH ALERT MEETS THE CITY OF ANGELS: PHOTOS AND DIARY HERE.

LET ME SHOW YOU MY WHOLE WORLD. LET ME BE YOUR BURLESQUE QUEEN.
 
  04052007
BITCHES HAD A BLAST IN LA! THANKS FOR THE AMAZING AUDIENCE IN VIPER ROOM AND EVERYONE THAT SUPPORTED US, WE'LL BE BACK, DUDE. DIARIES AND PHOTOS COMING UP SOON!!
 
  05042007
Bitches are very happy to announce that they're invited to play in LA this month! The show in Viper Room (29th April) is part of the MUSEXPO 2007 happening. Band will perform with Jukka Åkerman from Incredible Nothing as the second guitarist. Check out www.viperroom.com. Hope to see you there, kick on that jetset ass that's sitting on the first class!
 
  18022007
MORE HEINIE ON TV: superfarmi tv2 pe 23.2. klo 16 (uusinta su 25.2. tv2 klo 10.00) teemana masennus (SORRY, ONLY IN FINLAND).

BE AWARE OF THE PINK BUNNIES! SOME K00L THINGS COMING UP IN THE FUTURE!
 
  28012007
LA-LA-LAA, BITCH ALERT IS ON A BREATHING BREAK FOR THE SPRING 2007. THERE WILL BE NO SHOWS IN FINLAND DURING THE PERIOD. WEBSITE IS UPDATED WHENEVER THERE'S ANYTHING IMPORTANT TO SAY. NOISE FOREVER!!
 
  02012007
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

DIARRHEA UPDATED.

MORE HEINIE ON TV: superfarmi tv2 pe 19.1. (uusinta su 21.1. tv2 klo 10.00) teemana alkoholi/päihteet ja pe 2.2. (uusinta su 4.2. klo 10.00) teemana väkivalta (SORRY, ONLY IN FINLAND).
 
  14122006
THANK YOU EVERYONE IN ON THE ROCKS LAST NITE, WE HAD A BLAST AND SANDY'S FINALLY STOPPED FAKING.

HEINIE PLAYS HER FAVORITE SONGS IN NOISE RADIO, FRIDAY 15TH DECEMBER. CHECK OUT WWW.NOISE.FI FOR MORE DETAILS!

HEINIE IN TV2, SUPERFARMI, FRIDAY 15TH DECEMBER, 4 PM. TV IS MY BEST (AND ONLY) FRIEND.

TSEKKAA RADIO NOISEN NOUSU-OHJELMA PERJANTAINA 15.12. KLO 20-22 (TOSIN VENÄHTI YLI KAHDEN TUNNIN). HEINIE SOITTAA OMIA SUOSIKKIBIISEJÄÄN. RADIO LÖYTYY OSOITTEESTA WWW.NOISE.FI.

TELKKARISSA HEINIE SUPERFARMI-OHJELMASSA SAMANA PERJANTAINA 15.12. TV2:LLA KLO 16 ALKAEN. SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT!
 
  05122006
BITCH ALERTS LAST SHOW THIS YEAR IN HELSINKI, ON THE ROCKS WED 13TH DECEMBER ! RED AND BLACK BOWS IN THE AIR, YOU FILTHY GRRLS AND BOIS PUSPUS SEE YOU THERE!!

P.S. DON'T MISS HEINIES FIRST DJ-SET EVER!! IN TAMPERE, DORIS, THU 7 TH DECEMBER!! DOORS OPEN AT 11 P.M. WELCOME TO FILL THE DANCE FLOOR - - HIT LIST WILL INCLUDE AT LEAST SLINT, LE TIGRÉ, BLONDE REDHEAD, APHEX TWIN, BIG BLACK ETC. ETC. MY MY FAVORITE SONGS.

- - KISSES: HEINIE
 
  30102006
DIARRHEA UPDATED.
 
  29102006
Haluutsä telkkariin? Tuu keikalle!

Keikat kuvataan tulevia dvd-julkaisuja varten. Soitot:
klo 22 Getawaycab
klo 23 Bitch Alert
klo 24 Medeia

Tuu ja tuo kaveri kans komennukseen!! Jeejeejeeweehee!
 
  22102006
KIITOS ORANSSI, GLORIA JA S-OSIS! MASSIT LÄHTEE AIDS-ORVOILLE AFRIKKAAN SEKÄ ASUNNOTTOMIEN YHDISTYKSELLE SUOMEEN.

DIARRHEA UPDATED.
 
  09102006
GIGS UPDATED.

HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL IN KUUDES LINJA, KALLIO, HELSINKI! GOTTA KICK SOME SERIOUS CANDY ASSES THERE HE HE HEE! TICKETS 6 EUROS, DOOR 9 P.M. WELCOME!
 
  28092006
PAITATILAUSOSOITE VAIHTUNUT. KAIKKI HENGISSÄ BERLIININ JÄLKEEN.

EVERYONE ALIVE AFTER THE BERLIN SHOW. WE HAD GREAT TIME, SHALL COME BACK SOON AS POSSIBLE. CHECK OUT MOTOR TV IN GERMANY!
 
  18092006
OH-AH-OOH, NEWS -SECTION IS GONE FOREVER. EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW IS RIGHT HERE FROM NOW ON. AND I REMEMBER THE JINGLES USED TO GO...
 
  17092006
DIARRHEA UPDATED.

BIG THANKS FOR EVERYONE IN JYVÄSKYLÄ, TURKU AND HELLSINKI! WE HAD A GREAT TIME.. AND INEVITABLY ENORMOUS LOSS OF WEIGHT FOR SWEATING SO MUCH ON STAGE HE HE HEEEEEE!!!
 
  16092006




THE POPKOMM FLYER.

(TYPOS TYPOS ALL OVER.. IT SHALL BE WWW.BITCHALERT.ORG AS YOU ALL KNEW.)
 
  23082006
BITCH ALERT IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT THEY ARE INVITED TO THE ANNUAL POPKOMM HAPPENING IN GERMANY. BAND WILL PLAY IN SEPTEMBER 21TH IN A FINNISH ORIENTED EVENT ORGANIZED BY THE LOCAL ROCK RADIO STATION MOTOR FM. THE VENUE, WHITE TRASH, IS LOCATED IN THE HOT EAST BERLIN AREA. HOPE TO SEE ALL OF YOU BERLIN PUNKS AROUND!

JA PAITATILAUKSET JUOKSEE TAAS NORMAALIIN TAPAAN.
 
  08082006
PAITATILAUKSIEN TOIMITTAMISESSA PIENI VIIVE JOHTUEN PAITOJEN SEIKKAILUSTA MAAILMALLA. KAIKKI TILATUT KAMAT KUITENKIN TULOSSA JA UUSIA TILAUKSIA OTETAAN NORMAALISTI VASTAAN. TILANNE KORJAANTUNEE LÄHIPÄIVINÄ! BE PATIENT!

GIGS UPDATED.
 
  22072006
BIG THANKS TO EVERYONE IN NOSTURI LAST NITE! THERE WAS VERY GOOD VIBES AROUND, WE HAD A BLAST! SEE YOU IN LIBERTE IN SEPTEMBER!

FEW LINKS TO CHECK OUT - -
LATENIGHT LULLABY, LIVE AT YO-TALO, FINLAND, 2006 (GO TO _VIEW MY VIDEOS_), MONDAY -VIDEO AT YOUTUBE.COM, LOVESON -VIDEO AT YOUTUBE.COM, LATENIGHT LULLABY -VIDEO AT YOUTUBE.COM .
THE LATEST VIDEO 'SKELETON' IN POKO TV, WWW.POKO.FI
 
  21072006
GIGS UPDATED (CHECK OUT TOUR). SEE YOU OUT IN THE WORLD.
 
  20062006
GALLERY UPDATED! CHECK OUT NEW PHOTOS FROM SKELETON VIDEO SESSION! LET ME BE YOUR BURLESQUE QUEEN..

BITCH ALERT INTERVIEW IN METELI.NET.

SKELETON SINGLE OUT TOMORROW!! GO AND GET YOURS!
 
  12062006
BITCH-PIMUT HAASTIKSESSA SUMMERI-OHJELMASSA PERJANTAINA (TV2 KLO 10). SAMASSA PÄTKÄSSÄ ENSIESITYKSESSÄ TUUKKA TEMOSEN OHJAAMA SKELETON-VIDEO.

GIGS UPDATED, HELSINKI ADDED.
 
  12062006
TRADITIONAL BITCH ALERT SUMMER HIT SINGLE 'SKELETON' OUT JUNE 21ST!!! INCLUDING TWO SPIRITUAL B-SIDES - BITCH ALERT PRESENTS: HEINIES OWN LANGUAGE AND A LO-FI LIVE TRACKS FROM SEMIFINAL (4/2006). DON'T MISS THIS ONE, DARLING. ALSO THE COVER LAYOUT IS WORTH TRYING WITHOUT A MIRROR.

PERINTEINEN BITCH ALERT KESÄSINKKU 'SKELETON' KAUPOISSA KE 21.6.!!! SISÄLTÄÄ MYÖS B- JA C-PUOLET, JOISSA SIANSAKSAA SEKÄ HUHTIKUISEN SEMIFINALIN VEDON LIVEPÄTKÄÄ. KÄY POISTAMASSA ITSELLESI JA KAVEREILLE JA KOKEILE PÄRJÄTÄ PÄIVÄ ILMAN PEILIÄ.
 
  30052006
GIGS UPDATED!

'I CAN FEEL YOUR BONES' REVIEWED AT STALKERMUSIC.COM!! ALSO CHECK OUT THE NEWEST RUMBA MAGAZINE - TSEKKAA UUSIN RUMBA, HEINIE REVOLVERIN TÄHTÄIMESSÄ!
 

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